What you just heard was the sound of the monster roar from the still unnamed Cloverfield project of J.J. Abrams. What's there to say about it? Does it sound like a giant monster? Would it send chills down your spine if you heard it following a power outage while you were in New York City? All I know is the buzz for this movie is going downhill fast. It's probably for the better since the last time a giant monster was hyped down our throats, we got the "Godzilla" remake. That movie was so shitty that its clips have been reused for a Doritos commercial. If you just can't wait until January to see a towering behemoth tear apart a city, you can always catch the dragon orgy that is "D-War" on September 14.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Cloverfield Roar
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Thursday, August 2, 2007
Ethan Haas Is Full Of Shit

So August 1 rolls around. Let's all point our browser to www.ethanhaaswasright.com, right? Oh wait, no, they're late. Give it a day.
I come back today, and click "Yes, I'm ready."
I'm linked to www.alphaomegathegame.com? It's a... tabletop RPG? That's IT?!
If you didn't know, it turns out the Ethan Haas thing and the Cloverfield project have NOTHING in common. It was just coincidence they started on the same day.
But what the hell did all of that "They're coming" shit have to with anything? The game... has no point. It was to sell us a FUCKING TABLETOP RPG.
Understandably, people on their forums are pissed as all hell.
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Friday, July 6, 2007
It Begins

In the the true spirit of a J.J. Abrams project, viral media has begun to pop up. There's the 1-18-08 website, the truth of Ethan Haas blog, and the Ethan Haas Was Right flash site. The flash site has a metallic ball that serves as a type of decoding game. Although I doubt that I'll figure much out from any of these sites, they're still pretty interesting to keep track of alongside the people who are able to work out their functions.
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Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Cloverfield

That's the name of the mysterious trailer for a J.J. Abrams-produced project attached in front of Transformers.
I won't go into further detail because it's something to be seen and experienced in person. If you need any more reason to go see that movie in theaters, then this is it. Once you have,check here for some possible details.
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