Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Nicolas Cage Wakes Up To Naked Burglar

Let me tell you how my weekends go. As soon as it hits 11pm, I take off my clothes, run outside, and go break into celebrities homes. It’s tough work, but someone has to do it.

That’s why it makes me so sad to hear about this poor man who was caught on Monday morning, running around nearly naked in Nicolas Cage’s house. That man is doing a job that no one else wants to do, and Nicolas Cage has to go and bust him, just because he’s rubbing his wang on various pieces of furniture. It ain’t fair, man. It ain’t fair. Those pieces of furniture were asking for it.

Oh, and by the way - isn't this an awesome mug shot? That's totally the look a dog gives you when it's being scolded for peeing on the carpet. You know that a policeman is probably standing over him with a rolled up newspaper right now.


that one dorky girl said...

i was actually thinking the picture is more "emo kid in the bathroom," but whatever.

SpudMuffin said...

Hahaha, good call. If he had one arm raised, that could totally be the expression of an emo kid putting on his "intense" face.